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The Lettuce Curtain

What the hell?! The Lettuce Curtain opens on Broadway-In-Santa Lechuga during the same week that the Koch-funded industrial curtain factory opens on Arroyo Loco Way in Santa Lechuga? I can't wait to read Voices of Monterey Bay's investigative report on this "coincidence"!

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