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Working Those Quads

You follow Darwin Award long enough and you begin to think that, like, three-fourths of our population should be paralyzed. Exhibit #2.6 billion:


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And for My Next Wish ...

… I wish Curt Schilling would choke on his bloody sock.


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My Season Thus Far, Part 2

Yep. About like that.


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At Least Jose Hit A Dinger for Him Last Night

Maddog's Mauler owner Mike Skoien finally decided to drop Jose Ramirez. "Hitting below the Mendoza line for 250+ ABs since end of 2018 just won't cut it … when you're that bad I even have to resort to adding someone from the Dodgers ... but at least not someone from the Yankees who will likely be on the IL before you know it anyway…"

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My Season Thus Far, Part 1

Yep. About like that.


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Drunken Gymnstics

In this episode of Sunday Morning Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, we witness some drunken gymnastics … and marvel. W?! T?! F?!


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Ozuna Or Later

That didn't go as planned, did it?


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Privileged

Man, what an essay by Kyle Korver.

Meanwhile, here's the reaction from a great number of white people when asked to listen:


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That's Some Real Bull Sierra

My last week in the SLPL.


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Plumbing the Depths

What it was like being a Cleveland Indians fan in the 1970s and 1980s.


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Craven Bastard

Oh! Hey! Look! It's the POS who who just keeps S-ing on everything!


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Me, the Other Mondays

See also: The occasional Wednesday.


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"Major League" Is 30?!?!

In the first episode of this season's Sunday Morning Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, we are told that the movie "Major League" is 30 years old. W?! T?! F?! Holy, hell!

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Me, Most Mondays

See also: Most Tuesdays


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"Literally Us, the Blue Jays"

Excuse us while we spend the rest of our Friday laughing our assess off.


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Uni Watch

Maddog's Maulers owner Michael Skoien sent this cool article to us before the season kicked off, but we thought it was too good not to share. He said, "This might be a nostalgic and somewhat irreverent read during March Madness as we prepare for the kickoff of BASEBALL!!" Thanks, Michael!

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Make That Five

Five trades are in the books now in this early season, and better than the fact that we have a hungry group of owners is that said same owners are also bitter and carrying a chip on their shoulders. For example, Ochre Sox owner Ray Brennan said about his trade: "Stanton goes on the DL, which in this case means Disabled List, not the Down Low. What the frick is it with these 'jocks' (do they even wear them anymore??) and their injuries? Maybe the teams ought to hire trainers and doctors and purchase exercise equipment to keep these tender little flowers in playing shape."

Ah, yes, that's the seething bitterness we so love.

Meanwhile, Dongwhpped owner Kevin Klinkhamer had this to say about his trade: "First time I take Stanton to begin a year and it only took him a weekend to turn into a foxtrotting clown."

Yes, please, more of that.

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Four Trades Already

Remember what we said yesterday about istilled Awesomeness">awesomeness distilled? About enhanced competition? Yeah, well, with only a weekend's worth of games in the can, three owners have already made trades. Which is to say, this league ain't messing around. If you want to compete, you've gotta use some trades!

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Distilled Awesomeness

If you missed it yesterday, our website is up-and-running! Yay, right? That means our stats and standings are all up to date, so check 'em out.

Anyway, given that we have a smaller league — distilled awesomeness, is what we like to call it — we have had to make a few adjustments, as you might've imagined. With eight fewer teams for a total of 28, we elected to have four divisions of seven teams, which eliminates two division payouts and cranks up the competition, big time. We have also adjusted the various and sundry lower-level payouts to make sure our Regular Season and Overall Champs are getting the hefty coin to which they've become accustomed. Here's how we're spreading the purse as of today:

The 2019 Pot


We're doing all of this in a vacuum, though, so feel free to give us your commentary. If you think we should be approaching things differently, let us know with an impassioned, though not whiny, message using the form at this link. We believe we can be reasoned with, so be reasonable. And not whiny. We hate whiny.

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