16 Team Playoffs Rock

I haven't said it enough: I am thrilled by a 16-game playoffs. Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrot, you awesome Major League Baseball?! Why can't every MLB season be like a March Madness? Seriously: Whiskey?! Tango?! Foxtrot?!

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Nope

Yeah, no.

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Slam Diego

Damn, these Pads are fun to watch. Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrot, you awesome San Diego Padres?! You couldn't be this fun when I lived near there? Seriously: Whiskey?! Tango?! Foxtrot?!

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The Horror. The Horror.

They really need to put the nets up around the entire field of play, You never want to have to witness carnage like this:


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Tatis!

This guy. Wow.

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Sunday Morning WTF?! There's An App for That

Wow.
Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrot, you awesome beluga whale! We have people on land over here unwilling to wear masks to protect their fellow humans, and you're willing to save our iPhones? Seriously: Whiskey?! Tango?! Foxtrot?!

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That Hurts

Judge goes down.

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A Worthy Debate

Something to consider.

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"Juuuuuuuuuuuust A Bit Outside"

Some umps are a little too fooled by the way a catcher frames a pitch. I mean, as a catcher I loved it, but this is ridiculous.

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Damnit, Guys

Damnit, Indians, it's just not that difficult to contribute without violating the rules.

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4-Base Error

This hurts. But at least he didn't Cansenco it.


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Sunday Morning WTF?! Glad I Don't Have Walk-Up Music

This. Is. Remarkable.
Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrot, you awesome organ player! But, then again, when your business card says "organ player," do you want to be the first to cast a stone? Seriously: Whiskey?! Tango?! Foxtrot?!

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Everybody's In!

Everyone who submitted a roster has officially paid.

Paid as of 08-04-20

Thanks, all! Now it is time, as our History describes, "to sit back and do nothing for an entire season, a comfort enjoyed by many actual Major League Baseball owners."

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Still Looking for Payment

Here's who is marked as PAID as of this moment:

Paid as of 08-06-20

Please be sure to pay by end-of-day tomorrow, 'k?


P.S. If you wrote a check and have some way of demonstrating that you wrote and sent it — scout's honor will work — please let us know ASAP; we know the postal service is experiencing delays.

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Wait ... Have You Paid?

You submitted your roster.

Our website is up and running.

You know where to find our standings (hint, below this blog post — and every blog post — we have a conveniently-titled link called "Standings"; you can also get there by clicking the big + button in the upper right of this screen).

Now you can just sit back and watch the shortened MLB season unfold.

BUT WAIT!

Have you paid your ownership fees?

If not, please do so NOW, 'cause come first-thing Saturday morning we will prune the league of any owners who have not paid by end-of-day Friday.

And you don't want that to happen, do you?

P.S. If you wrote a check and have some way of demonstrating that you wrote and sent it — scout's honor will work — please let us know ASAP; we know the postal service is experiencing delays.

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Tag, You're Out

The hell?

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Our Standings

Have you checked out our standings file yet?

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Check it out here.

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Sunday Morning WTF?! Sometimes You're the Windshield

As Mary Chapin sang in her song "Bug," sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're this guy:



Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrot, you big, beautiful state of Florida! How do you so consistently keep entertaining us with your off-the-charts WTF?! buffoonary and craziness? Seriously, whiskey?! Tango?! Foxtrot?!

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We're Up and Running!

Thanks for joining the 2020 edition of the Santa Lechuga Power League, SLPL+, the most upbeat, non-negative, positive, joyous version of our fantasy league ever! You will be happy to know:
  • We have 22 teams who have decided to join this stripped-down version of a league, fewer than recent seasons, which means all the lazy, apathetic, struggling owners from previous seasons are gone and the competition is more concentrated.
  • Given the above, this will be a tough, hard-fought, awesome season!
  • Our pot sits at — and will forever stay at — $550, which means our Overall Champ will rake $250 out of the pot and our Wins, HR, and K champs will get $100 each.
  • Our standings page is up-and-running! It's an Excel spreadsheet, so use the tabs at the bottom of the page to see how things look. If we made any mistakes with your roster, please let us know ASAP so we can fix things pronto.
Welcome to the 2020, SLPL+! Good luck. We really hope you enjoy the five-cent Tequila Poppers and our trademarked Cabbage-On-a-Stick!

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