SLPL '17 SANTA LECHUGA POWER LEAGUE
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Trump's Presidency, Thus Far, Part 1

"He sounds like a high school student who didn't read the book … or have the book … or know how to read."





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My Season, Thus Far, Part 22

I thought I was hitting all the right notes.





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Beltre!

Mar-a-Lago Orange Sox owner Joe Kelly, who is our league's Overall Standings leader, sent us this link to remind us that you still shouldn't touch Adrian Beltre's head. #beltre

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My Season, Thus Far, Part 21

Except, my season is not so entertaining …

hmmm
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My Season, Thus Far, Part 20

I thought I had a handle on it.

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My Season, Thus Far, Part 19

"Steer into the skid," they said. "Steer into the skid.".

The front fell off
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My Season, Thus Far, Part 18

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No Apologies Needed

Mar-a-Lago Orange Sox owner Joe Kelly took some time off from his leading the freakin' league to submit this fun story, "Minor League GM Apologizes For Razzing Tim Tebow." The worst part? All the apologizing. The best part? Razzing Tim Tebow! Duh. Joe made note: "I think this technically falls under #LOLMETS."

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My Season, Thus Far, Part 17

I'm the human.

Young girl and the dog buddy playing in the sand.
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My Season, Thus Far, Part 16

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My Season, Thus Far, Part 15

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My Season, Thus Far, Part 14

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My Season, Thus Far, Part 13

Look at me, bringing the mad skillz..

Check out my mad yo-yo skills!
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My Season, Thus Far, Part 12

I'm in the white car. Er, I mean, I was driving the white car..

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My Season, Thus Far, Part 11

But am I the girl getting on the skateboard or the guy on the bike. The guy on the bike, right?
LEEEEEEEROY JENNNNNKINS
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My Season, Thus Far, Part 10

There I am, wearing my nice red sweater and enjoying the show, when all of the sudden ….

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The Monday of All Mondays

This is the Monday of all Mondays, the day I discovered this video:





With this video, my life just got exponentially better.

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The Confidence of a Mediocre White Man

In this week's edition of Sunday Morning WTF?!, we watch the fever dreams of a mediocre white man come crashing to the ground — much like he came crashing to the ground — at the very moment he actually believed he was about to "win" …

Oh, hey! Let's take a look at a microcosm of every mediocre American white man ever:

Whiskey Tango Everloving Foxtrot, mediocre white guy?! Born on third base, you still just can't quietly cross home plate and then celebrate only after it's clear your run will make a difference to the outcome. Nope. You instead feel compelled to ask the world to celebrate your "accomplishments" at the very moment you are about to unknowingly lose. "That's where he belongs, right in the dirt." I mean, seriously, W?! T?! Everloving?! F?!

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It Might Be. It Could Be. It Is! Holy Cow!

So this happened.
Home Run

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See Also: The Doctrine of Impossibility

Mar-a-Lago Orange Sox owner Joe Kelly sent us this bit of fun. It's funny because, you know, mascots giving the bird to fans is funnier than hell.

Except.

Um, well, folks. This is all a bit of an overreaction since it is freakin' impossible for Mr. Met to flip off fans since, well, hello, Mr. Met only has four fricken' fingers. (A favorite podcast covers the case well here starting at the 25:25 mark.)

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A Check On the DL List

Why do you persist in holding on to this deadweight:
  • Bumgarner, Madison 60-DL
  • Syndergaard, Noah 60-DL
  • Trout, Mike 10-DL
  • Salazar, Danny 10-DL
  • Freeman, Freddie 10-DL
  • Cespedes, Yoenis 10-DL
  • Chapman, Aroldis 10-DL
Don't you know that they are brining you down?

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We May Be Back But We Are Running Might Slow

Sorry about that.

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We're Back. Finally.

Yeah. So. We're back. Don't ask.

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