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My Season, Thus Far, Part 51

Duck(s)!

Duck

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My Season, Thus Far, Part 50

Fly! Be free!


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My Season, Thus Far, Part 49

Circa June 17th. The dog arrives in September.

She tried

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My Season, Thus Far, Part 48

Things rapidly got out of hand.

His face describes his happiness.

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Think It Through!

In this week's edition of Sunday Morning WTF?!, we ponder the plight of poor people in a foreign country …

You almost feel more sorry for the woman with the umbrella for inadvertently exposing the sham …
Don't be fooled by the legs that I got
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, poor Eddie Murphy-like character a la Trading Places?! You couldn't spend some of that hard-earned money on a fricken belt?! A belt! A belt would help you keep the bag that hides your legs affixed to your body, wouldn't it? Or perhaps a nice rope? Suspenders, maybe? Stickum? Perhaps sew the bag to your shirt? Damn, man. Think it through! If you're going to decide to skate around on a slab of plywood with rollers while begging with a nice dog bowl, you should commit to getting the full effect right. I mean, seriously, W?! T?! F?!

We don't usually have a coda for our WTFs, but this video is just way too good/scary not to add it. Hey, Eddie Murphy guy, get up, brush yourself off, buy a belt, and remember that the show must go on.






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My Season, Thus Far, Part 47

I'm just that good.


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My Season, Thus Far, Part 46

That second one represents for my fantasy football teams, which apparently have been created just to compound my 2017 misery …


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My Season, Thus Far, Part 45

But things were so festive at the beginning …


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My Season, Thus Far, Part 44

I'm the little boy. The rest of the league is the little girl.

Concussion -revealed.

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My Season, Thus Far, Part 43

This is how it's been going for me, yep.

Taking the dog out

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My Season, Thus Far, Part 42

I was just sitting there, enjoying the games, when all of the sudden …

GOOOOL!

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My Season, Thus Far, Part 41

You gotta watch it a couple times before you realize what happens, but then the horror sets in. Just like my season.

He didn't expect that.

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Some Days Are Better Than Others

I wish I knew what is happening here. Though, you know, my life is probably better that I am left to ponder what is happening here.


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My Season, Thus Far, Part 40

Everything I tried this moved me in another position to fail. And flail.

ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY???

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My Season, Thus Far, Part 39

Uh huh.


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My Season, Thus Far, Part 38

Yeah, well I have moves, too. Or not.


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My Season, Thus Far, Part 37

That visually summarizes my season very well.


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Stupid Vaccines

Yep.

Pasted Graphic
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My Season, Thus Far, Part 36

My season in a GIF.


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Sinead Lookers, Unite!

A small part of me doesn't want to know what's going on here.
This Brawl

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My Season, Thus Far, Part 35

Watch out for that—!

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Hold! Still!

In this week's edition of Sunday Morning WTF?!, we would like to be impressed but we are too aggravated by the videographer …

This is what went through my mind the first time I saw the GIF below: "Oooooo, beautiful. That's spectacular. What a wondef— HOLD STILL YOU MFING DIPWADDED ALPHAHOLE! I HOPE THE PLANE GOES DOWN AND YOUR BODY SLOWLY BOILS IN THE TRANSPARENT BLUE FLAME OF BURNING JET FUEL WHILE YOU MAINTAIN CONSCIOUSNESS WONDERING WHY YOU COULDN'T JUST STAY STILL WHILE YOU RECORDED THAT NIFTY NATURAL WONDER!!!

Welcome to Oklahoma 
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, ya' dipSierra videographer?! You couldn't just not post what should have been a great video that you personally ruined with your manic movements and impossible zooms?! Really?1 I mean, seriously, W?! T?! F?!

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My Season, Thus Far, Part 34

We miss what we shoot at … we hit what we should miss.

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My Season, Thus Far, Part 33

It's all fun and games until the jaw clamps down.
What could go wrong when I fool the FROG

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My Season, Thus Far, Part 32

"Keep your eye on the ball," I said. She thought I meant the ball of my foot.

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My Season, Thus Far, Part 31

This was my Monos on April 23rd of this year.
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My Season, Thus Far, Part 30

We're on the road to nowhere.
Oh sweet an automatic door, probably heads to an elevator!

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Holy Canseco!

Buster Poser owner Joe Livernois sent us his bit of fun.

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My Season, Thus Far, Part 29

My Monos on April 4th.
Learning to drive (Why did you hit my truck?)

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My Season, Thus Far, Part 28

Yep. That's about right.
That shot didn't go as planned
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My Season, Thus Far, Part 27

Man, my roster looked good at the very beginning. It was a can't-miss season. Oops.
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Truck Tetris 101

In this week's edition of Sunday Morning WTF?!, we witness a brilliant demonstration of Truck Tetris game play …

Sometimes, I seriously love the Internet:

Parking a truck
Whiskey Tango Everloving Foxtrot, awesome truck driver dude?! I have problems backing my sedan out of a one-car garage and yet you masterfully back up an 18-wheeler into a space meant for a two-by-four?! I mean, seriously, W?! T?! F?!

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My Season, Thus Far, Part 26

Uh, oh. Now I am entering into the surreal phase of my 2017 season. I mean, do you have any concept of the number of mornings that have begun like this for me?.
Lazy Afternoon
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Behold the Bobblehead Museum at Marlins Park


Maddog Mauler's owner Michael Schoien sent us this link with the note that there's no commentary needed. Sorry, Maddog, but there's a ton of commentary needed, starting with how it is that no one reached out to us to include the last remaining Bobblehead-of-Lettuce! The single most notorious bobblehead in world history of bobbleheads doesn't get included in the Bobblehead Museum! That is an outrage!

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My Season, Thus Far, Part 25

Here we are, in the deadspot of the 2017 All-Star break, and I'm reflecting on how my season has gone so far. Here it is, my season summarized in a single GIF:
He'd better have a metal head
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Infield Triple

You don't see that every day.
Infield triple
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My Season, Thus Far, Part 24

Now you see it.
Seals are ????for ????
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My Season, Thus Far, Part 23

I thought I had a good thing coming.
DAMMIT HAMBURGLER.
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My Season, Thus Far, Part 21

Except, my season is not so entertaining …

hmmm
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My Season, Thus Far, Part 20

I thought I had a handle on it.

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My Season, Thus Far, Part 19

"Steer into the skid," they said. "Steer into the skid.".

The front fell off
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My Season, Thus Far, Part 18

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My Season, Thus Far, Part 17

I'm the human.

Young girl and the dog buddy playing in the sand.
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My Season, Thus Far, Part 15

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My Season, Thus Far, Part 13

Look at me, bringing the mad skillz..

Check out my mad yo-yo skills!
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My Season, Thus Far, Part 12

I'm in the white car. Er, I mean, I was driving the white car..

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My Season, Thus Far, Part 11

But am I the girl getting on the skateboard or the guy on the bike. The guy on the bike, right?
LEEEEEEEROY JENNNNNKINS
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My Season, Thus Far, Part 10

There I am, wearing my nice red sweater and enjoying the show, when all of the sudden ….

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It Might Be. It Could Be. It Is! Holy Cow!

So this happened.
Home Run

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My Season, Thus Far, Part 9

Missed it by that much.

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My Season, Thus Far, Part 8

Couldn't even get a shot off.
The hunter becomes the hunted

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We All Need Friends Like This

"A little to the right."
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My Season, Thus Far, Part 7

Ehhhh, yepppp. Except, I don't know if I am the second guy trying to jump in the water or the three folks who get bowled over by him.
HMB while I impress these girls

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When Sea Lions Attack!!!

In this week's edition of Sunday Morning WTF?!, we listen in on a conversation a sea lion has with a mackerel shortly after trying to treat the tourist girl like a dog's chew toy …

"Hey, look," he says, "maybe I wasn't able to keep the girl, but for my efforts at least I got a nifty pair of new sunglasses. These will go great with my beard."
Sea lion grabs young girl off a pier.
Whiskey Tango Everloving Foxtrot, Nature, you can't just let sea lions go on being the big, dorky, lazy, loud, entertaining dogs of our oceans anymore?! I mean, seriously, W?! T?! Everloving?! F?!

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My Season, Thus Far, Part 6

Except, without all the speed.

Going 50 MPH on a boat, WCGW?

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My Season, Thus Far, Part 5

Uh huh.

The future

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My Season, Thus Far, Part 4

That's about right.

Carrida, the bull made an unimaginable

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My Season, Thus Far, Part 2

Take 2:


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My Season, Thus Far

For today's Sunday Morning WTF?!, my season thus far in one GIF:

My Season Thus Far

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, fantasy baseball season, why do you treat me so poorly? Why do you hate me so? I made the turn on Opening Day, such hope, such wonder, such enthusiasms. And then … that. That right there. Bam. Why do you want to Foxtrot me again and again and again and again and again and again and again, an endless loop of Foxtrotting? It's only May and I feel as though you're doing everything in your power to make me hate life, and then hate it again and again and again and again and again and again and again. Seriously? W?! T?! F?!

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Kayak Decapitation

Slow it down, Skippy!

Well this looks like a cool spoHOLY SHIT

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Kelsey Plum's Got An Arm

She throws like a girl.


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Plugging In a USB Every. Single. Time.

I wish I could give credit for this, but I haven't been able to track the original creator down. This. Is. The. Best.


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Seems Appropriate for the Day After Four-Twenty

We'll just let this mess with your noggin for awhile.

This Coke's on the House (oc)

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Footballer Keeps His Promise to a Little Girl with Deaf Parents

It's the small things that matter.

Footballer keeps his promise to a little girl with deaf parents.

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