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Should be a good one!

Meanwhile, enjoy this interesting article from Maddog's Maulers owner Mike Skoien, who sent this to us last week with the comment: "'Juiced', 'De-juiced', WTF MLB this is our National pastime (NFL be damned) for Pete’s sake!" Thanks, Mike!

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Oh, Damn

Yet another tip of the ballcap to Maddog's Maulers owner Mike Skoien, this time for this submission. Mike is dogging the team from Flushing, saying "And this is just another reason the Mets are so bad!" Oh, damn!

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Minnesotans Handling Homers

Tip of the ballcap to Maddog's Maulers owner Mike Skoien giving us this blog fodder about ten days back. Mike is bragging here, saying "This is how we Minnesotans handle home runs! 😂😂😂" Thanks, Mike!

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"What Just Happened?!"

Uncle Vanya's Morphine owner Joe Livernois says, about this: "The precise moment Auburn decided to abandon its baseball program forever …"

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What A Wonderful Idea

Tip of the ballcap to Maddog's Maulers owner Mike Skoien for sending us this link with the comment "More home runs and strikeouts! Somebody should create a fantasy league around that model!!" Good sir, I believe you might be onto something there. Let's throw a committee at the idea.

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Drop Everything

Tip of the ballcap to Uncle Vanya's Morphine's owner Joe Livernois for sending us this story, filed under the heading "At Least You're Not This Guy."

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That's Sierraload, Good Sir

Tip of the ballcap to Maddog's Maulers owner Mike Skoien for sending us this link (which may be behind a paywall) and saying "Article from Friday's Washington Post has important information for SLPL owners: 1) MLB players are hitting a ****load of homers at a record pace, 2) Do not own a pitcher from the Baltimore Orioles, and of course 3) The ball is "juiced," or, according to this article it has a lower drag coefficient making it fly farther ... duh!

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Delightfully Peeved

Ochre Stockings owner Ray Brennan recently traded for Yan Moncada of the White Sox while dropping Daniel Palka of the said same Sox. Ray's commentary, which is always delightfully peeved: "Here's my latest crafty adjustment to my Ochre Stockings roster, AKA Total Current and Future Entire Major League Perpetually Disabled or Grossly Underachieving List. Moncada's another sentimental choice from my favorite team. I hope he's better than my last sentimental choice, Palka, who went 0-for-32 and had 0 (ZERO) homers, tho he may get a few now that he's back in Triple A. Oh yeah, he's my second trade in this go-round, Salud!"

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One of These Guys?

Tip of the Ballcap to Maddog's Maulers owner Mike Skoien, who sent us this link and asked the question, "Nearing the end of first month of baseball and you have to ask should I add one of these guys to replace that slow starting All Star? (e.g. Chris Sale)."

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At Least Jose Hit A Dinger for Him Last Night

Maddog's Mauler owner Mike Skoien finally decided to drop Jose Ramirez. "Hitting below the Mendoza line for 250+ ABs since end of 2018 just won't cut it … when you're that bad I even have to resort to adding someone from the Dodgers ... but at least not someone from the Yankees who will likely be on the IL before you know it anyway…"

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Uni Watch

Maddog's Maulers owner Michael Skoien sent this cool article to us before the season kicked off, but we thought it was too good not to share. He said, "This might be a nostalgic and somewhat irreverent read during March Madness as we prepare for the kickoff of BASEBALL!!" Thanks, Michael!

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Make That Five

Five trades are in the books now in this early season, and better than the fact that we have a hungry group of owners is that said same owners are also bitter and carrying a chip on their shoulders. For example, Ochre Sox owner Ray Brennan said about his trade: "Stanton goes on the DL, which in this case means Disabled List, not the Down Low. What the frick is it with these 'jocks' (do they even wear them anymore??) and their injuries? Maybe the teams ought to hire trainers and doctors and purchase exercise equipment to keep these tender little flowers in playing shape."

Ah, yes, that's the seething bitterness we so love.

Meanwhile, Dongwhpped owner Kevin Klinkhamer had this to say about his trade: "First time I take Stanton to begin a year and it only took him a weekend to turn into a foxtrotting clown."

Yes, please, more of that.

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