SLPL '17 SANTA LECHUGA POWER LEAGUE
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He's Running Out of Pages!

I don't understand much of what is happening, but I do understand how the, er, um, pitcher? ultimately gets his Alpha handed to him. Chadwick Walton does not relent in this very thorough Alpha-kicking.


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Most HRs Ever??? WTF???

Michael Skoien, owner of Maddog's Maulers, sent us bit of interestingness and asks, "And tell me why we are all doing so well with our rosters this year??? This doesn't help."
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Never Gonna Give You Up

Kevin Klinkhamer, owner of Dongwhipped, sent us this oddly, weirdly, bizarrely, how-the-hell-did-that-happen video, which we dig to no end.





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I Always Feel Like Someone Is Watching Me ...

Joe Kelly, owner of Mar-a-Lago Orange Sox and SLPL's still-leader in the Overall Standings, once again took some time out of his overall league-leading to direct our attention to this bit of wonderfulness, "Iowa Cubs Player Is Exceptionally Talented At Being A Weirdo On-Camera." This guy is my new hero. He can't get to the Majors fast enough.





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There's Only One Bob ROHRman ... Jersey!

Joe Kelly does us a favor again — sending us more of the ol' coveted blog fodder — by passing the following image along with the comment "There's only one Bob Rohrman … jersey."

Those of you not from Chicago likely don't get the reference, so here's a peak into the big, bad, grand, awesome, nifty, omnipresent world of Bob Rohrman:





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Nor Wanted

Joe Kelly, owner of Mar-a-Lago Orange Sox and SLPL's leader in the Overall Standings, took some time out of his overall leading to direct our attention to a story that has since gone viral. Here it is.

The title of Joe's email was "No comment needed …"

We agree.

Except: The organist, with that little dramatic organ sting about two seconds after the ball makes contact, is the funniest thing I have heard in my lifetime. I could watch and listen to that consecutively for the next week and never tire of it.

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Nacho Hero

Overall Standings leader Joe Kelly, owner of Mar-a-Lago Orange Sox, sent us this link touting the heroism of a fan who saved nachos. Impressive, sure, but we are even more impressed at the nachos delivery device deployed at Atlanta's ballpark. Check out the size of that thing. Even more impressive, you can later put that helmet on, though you should grab a few extra napkins to wipe all the excessive nachos cheese and jalapeño juice out of your hair.

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Boog's Grandson?

Mar-a-Lago Orange Sox owner Joe Kelly, who is still the league's Overall Standings leader, sent us this link to remind us that past-MLB star Boog Powell may have reproduced … and his offspring may, too, have reproduced.

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Holy Canseco!

Buster Poser owner Joe Livernois sent us his bit of fun.

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He's Right, He's Right

Maddog's Maulers owner Mike Skoien sent us this link with the observation "It's what we live for in this league!!!" Interesting. So why don't I have more points than I do?

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Beltre!

Mar-a-Lago Orange Sox owner Joe Kelly, who is our league's Overall Standings leader, sent us this link to remind us that you still shouldn't touch Adrian Beltre's head. #beltre

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No Apologies Needed

Mar-a-Lago Orange Sox owner Joe Kelly took some time off from his leading the freakin' league to submit this fun story, "Minor League GM Apologizes For Razzing Tim Tebow." The worst part? All the apologizing. The best part? Razzing Tim Tebow! Duh. Joe made note: "I think this technically falls under #LOLMETS."

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See Also: The Doctrine of Impossibility

Mar-a-Lago Orange Sox owner Joe Kelly sent us this bit of fun. It's funny because, you know, mascots giving the bird to fans is funnier than hell.

Except.

Um, well, folks. This is all a bit of an overreaction since it is freakin' impossible for Mr. Met to flip off fans since, well, hello, Mr. Met only has four fricken' fingers. (A favorite podcast covers the case well here starting at the 25:25 mark.)

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Kid Launches A Solo HR To Pull His Team To Within 3, Still Proceeds To Launch His Bat To Jupiter

Mar-a-Lago Orange Sox owner Joe Kelly sent us this link with the comment:

I think this guy is a big Joey Bats fan...


From the article: "There’s unconfirmed Tweets the next two batters got (rightfully) plunked." One could hope.

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Kid At Pirates Game Enjoys Whatever’s In That Beer Can

Mar-a-Lago Orange Sox owner Joe Kelly sent us this link with the comment:

"Kids gotta find a way to suffer through the 2017 Pirates…"


That's exactly what they say about my Los Monos de Pepino.

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"Anybody Want a Peanut?"

This comes by way of Dongwhipped owner Kevin Klinkhamer. Hoo-boy. Kevin's comment: "Whiskey! Tango! Foxtrot! Aaron Judge is a LARGE man."


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Bleep-Filled Tirades Are the Best Tirades

Another forward from Buster Poser owner Joe Livernois: Machado goes ballistic in epic rant.

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Exquisite Trolling

Forwarded by Buster Poser owner Joe Livernois: This American hero read about the Giants winning the World Series instead of watching from the front row. A thing of absolute beauty.

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