SANTA LECHUGA POWER LEAGUE '18


The Best Damn Fantasy Baseball League In the Universe!

Heinous Be Heinousing

In this Sunday Morning Whiskey?! Tango?! Foxtrot?!, the heinous just keep on heinousing.

For the price of this pure idiocy, 10,000 vets could get a $1000 apartment for a year.


Whiskey?! Tango?! Foxtrot?! you complete and total asshats?! I mean, seriously, W?! T?! F?!
Standings and Stats . Make A Trade . Pay Already
Comments

Two Umpires Suspended After Teaming Up To Make Worst Call In History

Commissioner Rube Furrow sends us this bit of "Huh?!" from the Mexican league. With all the time Ulises Domínguez Solís and Rodolfo Pastrana Tejeda will have on their hands while suspended, maybe they can do Mexico's version of The Referee Pitman Show. What? You haven't seen The Referee Pitman Show?! You must watch it now. It reminds me of those guys from the Mexican league who called that a check swing.
Standings and Stats . Make A Trade . Pay Already
Comments

Idiots Be Idioting

In this Sunday Morning Whiskey?! Tango?! Foxtrot?!, heinous idiots just keep on idiotting.

They just can't help being craven heinous idiots.
Whiskey?! Tango?! Foxtrot?! you complete and total asshats?! I mean, seriously, W?! T?! F?!
Standings and Stats . Make A Trade . Pay Already
Comments

"Saturday Night" by The Lovers Key

You can't just have one The Lovers Key. I love these guys!

Standings and Stats . Make A Trade . Pay Already

Comments

"Who's the One You Love?" by The Lovers Key

Not Brit Pop, but damned if I didn't have to share it anyway. Released in 2014. You read that right. 2014. Man.

Standings and Stats . Make A Trade . Pay Already

Comments

"Laid" by James

It may be NSFW, but damned if it isn't an awesome tune.
nter>

Standings and Stats . Make A Trade . Pay Already

Comments

"Love Is the Drug" by Roxy Music

Bad video. Killer tune.


Standings and Stats . Make A Trade . Pay Already

Comments

Yes!

Man.


Standings and Stats . Make A Trade . Pay Already

Comments

Unreal Unfolding Thailand Situation

In this Sunday Morning Whiskey?! Tango?! Foxtrot?!, … HOLY HELL, WHAT'S HAPPENING IN THAILAND?!?!?!

Amazing stuff.
Whiskey?! Tango?! Foxtrot?! unreal unfolding situation in Thailand?! I mean, seriously, W?! T?! F?!
Standings and Stats . Make A Trade . Pay Already
Comments

"All You Good People" by Embrace

Worthy.


Standings and Stats . Make A Trade . Pay Already

Comments

"Champagne Supernova" by Oasis

Uh, huh.


Standings and Stats . Make A Trade . Pay Already

Comments

"One Day Like This" by Elbow

Yeah, this one is solid.


Standings and Stats . Make A Trade . Pay Already

Comments

Four Things for the 4th

First for the 4th, Happy 4th of July!

Pasted Graphic
Photo from Babes Love Baseball

Second for the 4th, as is our want and tradition, below is our favorite 4th of July video, one we love a whole bunch but really love because of this lyric: “I wrote a poem on a dog biscuit | And your dog refused to look at it | So I got drunk and looked at the Empire State Building | It was no bigger than a nickel …” Check this out:






Third for the 4th, here is SLPL Commissioner Rube Furrow (aka, Joe Livernois) giving it his best while conducting a rousing rendition of "Stars and Stripes Forever" with the Monterey Bay Symphony back in 2009:






Fourth for the 4th, we love this crowd-sourced video:





Standings . Standings - No Frames . Make A Trade . Pay Already

Comments

"Paradise Circus" by Massive Attack

Can't ever get enough of this one.


Standings and Stats . Make A Trade . Pay Already

Comments

"The Only One I Know" by The Charlatans

More cool Brit Pop.


Standings and Stats . Make A Trade . Pay Already

Comments

Two Foul Balls. Again.

In this Sunday Morning Whiskey?! Tango?! Foxtrot?!, we wonder what's in the water (or beer) …

By way of Dongwhipped owner Kevin Klinkhamer in the Twitterverse (catch him at @kpklink78), we got a message saying "Not on consecutive pitches like the guy in Oakland, but still unbelievable this has occurred twice in one half of a season."


Whiskey?! Tango?! Foxtrot?! foul ball hitting hitters, can't you find somewhere else in the stadium to hit your foul balls, like, I don't know, maybe to literally anybody else in the stadium?! I mean, seriously, W?! T?! F?!
Standings and Stats . Make A Trade . Pay Already
Comments

"Poor Misguided Fool" by Starsailor

Continuing with my Brit Pop jag. Still wonder how these guys didn't hit bigger.


Standings and Stats . Make A Trade . Pay Already

Comments

"There Goes the Fear" by Doves

Let's keep the Brit Pop obsession going, so to speak.


Standings and Stats . Make A Trade . Pay Already

Comments

"The Scientist" by Coldplay

Even more cool Brit Pop.


Standings and Stats . Make A Trade . Pay Already

Comments

"Love Is the Law" by The Seahorses

More cool Brit Pop.


Standings and Stats . Make A Trade . Pay Already

Comments

"I Wanna Be Adored" by The Stone Roses

Because, I'm in the mood.


Standings and Stats . Make A Trade . Pay Already

Comments

Even a Real Republican Understands What's Right

The whole thread is well-said.
Standings and Stats . Make A Trade . Pay Already
Comments

This Bit of Wow!

Courtesy of Dongwhipped owner Kevin Klinkhamer, then later Mar-a-Lago Orange Sox owner Joe Kelly, comes this bit of wow, which Keven described as a real, true-to-life, legit Sunday Morning WTF?! since it happened last Sunday:

Standings and Stats . Make A Trade . Pay Already
Comments

"Storm" by Tim Minchin

Can't have this reminder too much.


Standings and Stats . Make A Trade . Pay Already
Comments

Dizzy Bat

Hey, is that Cameltowing, Inc., owner David "Eddie" Edison?


Standings and Stats . Make A Trade . Pay Already
Comments

Sunday Morning WTH?! Hey, All You Mothers Out There!

In this Sunday Morning Whiskey?! Tango?! Foxtrot?!, we tame our default proclivities …

As we have in seasons past, we have decided to be respectful to all the mothers in this league for at least one day of the season by renaming our regular Sunday series “Sunday Morning WTF?!” in honor of Mother’s Day to “Sunday Morning WTH?!?!” As in, “What the heck?!” or, “Whiskey Tango Hotel?” Happy Mother’s Day to all you mothers out there!

We have also decided to revive a league favorite, which former SLPL owner Scott “Scoot Bigs” Allen shared with us way back in ’11. Scott said that it is a tradition in his country of origin to celebrate Mother’s Day by dancing around a scooter. We didn’t believe him until we dug up this video on the Interwebs. (BTW, Scoot’s the one wearing jorts.)

Standings and Stats . Make A Trade . Pay Already

Comments

The Camel Run: Great New Between-Inning Entertainment

One great outcome of the camel towing auditions mentioned Sunday is that Endive Stadium will now feature cool between-inning entertainment, the Camel Run, where camels race between first and home. This guy looks to be an early favorite.


Standings and Stats . Make A Trade . Pay Already
Comments

$120 Million to Squeeze a Bag Into a Glass

It took me a year since it was released, but I finally discovered the Stupidest Thing Ever Created.


Standings and Stats . Make A Trade . Pay Already

Comments

Elevator Weatherman

You think things are surreal, then sportsman Dave Jackson gets on.

Standings and Stats . Make A Trade . Pay Already
Comments

This Makes Me Happy

Music can do that.

Standings and Stats . Make A Trade . Pay Already

Comments