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Thus Bringeth the Championshipth Serieses to a Closeth

And with that Houston win, the Championship Serieses are over. In all, hitters on Santa Lechuga rosters slammed 15 dongs and struck out 118 times while SLPL pitchers threw 111 strikeouts and gave up 9 homers. So far in the playoffs, there have been 42 HRs and and 274 K by rostered hitters and 307 Ks and 30 HRs by rostered hitters. And here's how the Overall standings look going into the World Series:

Overall at Start of World Series

The Series kicks off Tuesday night. There are nine rostered hitters and 6 rostered pitchers left in play for SLPL owners. Will DJay Anderson's Deeger's Dogs continue to hold the top spot? Or, can another team tear it away. Stay tuned!

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I Like It When the Yankees Sierra the Bed In the Playoffs


How many errors?! Heh.

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Nats!


I knew the Nats were for real. And that Yankee's series is surely trending in the right direction.

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Heh

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A little Santa Lechuga humor ahead of tonight's NLCS matchup:


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That's More Like It


An extra inning walk-off against the Yankees is good.

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C'Mon, Stros, Pick Up Your Game


The Astros look anemic. The Nats look for real.

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Sánchez Is a No. 4?!


Gotta love a phenomenal start from a No. 4 in the postseason. Wow.

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Thus Bringeth the Divisionith Serieses to a Closeth


And with that Houston win, the Division Serieses are over. In all, including the Wild Card game, hitters on Santa Lechuga rosters slammed 27 dongs and struck out 156 times while SLPL pitchers threw 196 strikeouts and gave up 21 homers. Nice, right? And here's how the top of the standings look as of tonight:

2019 slpl thru division seires

The league championship serieses are up next, starting with tomorrow's first game. With 20 SLPL rostered hitters and and 12 rostered pitchers, it should be a fun round of playoffs.

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I Love Elimination Games!


You just never know what's going to happen in sports. That Braves-Cardinals game, man, that was brutal. But that Nats-Dodgers game, even more so, especially for only one of the best pitchers in our generation. Wow.

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Make That A Third Game 5


See, now, this is a playoffs! Three out of four Division Serieses are going to Game 5s! Yay-ess!

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Two Game 5!


Four playoff games in a day! Two of which lead to Game 5s!!

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That's 15


Dayamn. Fifteen Ks. Dayama.

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Four Playoff Games In A Day


That was a good, long day of baseball.

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Baseball Is Us


Schmaltzy and heavy-handed and overly dramatic … which may help explain why I like it so damn much:


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So ... That Happened

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C'mon, MLB, give the SLPL some good old fashioned home runs, wilya?
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The Playoffs Have Begun ... and Standings Are Posted

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We're up and running!

And, dang, that game. Those Nats. Nice way to start a playoff season!
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DJay Anderson Crowned 2019 Regular Season Champ!

Deeger’s Dogs owner DJay Anderson was crowned the 2019 Santa Lechuga Power League Regular Season Champion after Sunday's action, which will grant him the right the scrape out roughly $775 from The Pot*. Not only did DJay win the Regular Season Championship, but he was also crowned the Maddog's Heroes Division Champ and the Hitting Champ. Attaboy, DJay!

Meanwhile, many other champs were crowned at the end of Sunday's action, which marked the official end of the 2019 Regular Season. Here's our complete list of Regular Season Champs:
  • Pepino Ortiz Me Division Champ: Deeger’s Dogs (21), DJay Anderson
  • Swing Bombers Division: Uncle Vanya's Morphine (6), Joe Livernois
  • Who's Blue Division Champ: Seal Key Sullivans (7), Bill Cunning
  • Maddog's Heroes Division: Dongwhipped (24), Kevin Klinkhamer
  • Hitting Champ: Deeger’s Dogs (21), DJay Anderson
  • Pitching Champ: Seal Key Sullivans (7), Bill Cunning
  • Regular Season Champ: Deeger’s Dogs (21), DJay Anderson

Congratulations to DJay Anderson and to all our Regular Season champs!

(By the way, final money winners will be announced at the end of the playoffs, after the Overall Champ is crowned.)

In Other News
Owners can no longer make any trades for the 2019 season.*

More In Other News
The playoffs will begin tomorrow. It usually takes some time to get our mambo-jumbo worksheet up-and-running for the playoffs, but we'll do our best not to take too long. Certainly it will be up and running by the end of the week.

Still Other News
Y’all need to know how points are awarded during the Wild Card and Divisional Playoffs. Here’s how:
  • Hitters earn 20 points for every home run hit
  • Hitters lose 2 points for every K
  • Pitchers earn 2 points for every K
  • Pitchers lose 10 points for every homer surrendered

*Final payouts may shift to account for the 50+ trades we still need to process before the playoffs begin.

Good luck to all y’alls during the playoffs!

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We Love Our Owners!

Here's a fun way to close out the Regular Season, a note from Maddog's Maulers owner Michael Skoien:

Thanks again for running a fun league. It looks like I have agonizingly tripped and fallen about 5 yards short of the finish line, as I once again exhausted all trade possibilities, only to see almost half my roster head to the IL.

Kudos to
Kevin Klinkhammer for a well played roster that sped past my fallen corpse in the final days of the season.

Best regards,
Maddog

P.S. Not to gloat too much, but GO TWINS! Beat those Damn Yankees!!!

You read that and you can see why we love our owners, right?

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ICYMI 2: Coming to the End of th Season

And now that the playoff picture is set — damn, Indians — it is clear who will be safer picks to have on your playoff roster.

The 2019 Regular Season is coming to a close. You will need to finalize your playoff roster before the final pitch of the final game of the Regular Season, which would include any tiebreakers to determine Wild Card or Division teams. How will scoring for the playoffs work? Here's how it goes:

During the Divisional Playoffs...
. Hitters earn 20 points for every home run hit
. Hitters lose 2 points for every K
. Pitchers earn 2 points for every K
. Pitchers lose 10 points for every homer surrendered

During the League Championship Series...
. Hitters earn 50 points for every home run hit
. Hitters lose 5 points for every K
. Pitchers earn 5 points for every K
. Pitchers lose 25 points for every homer surrendered

During the World Series...
. Hitters earn 100 points for every home run hit
. Hitters lose 10 points for every K
. Pitchers earn 10 points for every K
. Pitchers lose 50 points for every homer surrendered

Which means, of course, you'll want to stack your playoff roster with players from teams you think will go deep into the playoffs.

Good luck planning for the end of the season!

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ICYMI: Coming to the End of th Season

I'll just go ahead and post this so I don't have to confront the fact that my Indians will not be in the playoffs this year …

The 2019 Regular Season is coming to a close. You will need to finalize your playoff roster before the final pitch of the final game of the Regular Season, which would include any tiebreakers to determine Wild Card or Division teams. How will scoring for the playoffs work? Here's how it goes:

During the Divisional Playoffs...
. Hitters earn 20 points for every home run hit
. Hitters lose 2 points for every K
. Pitchers earn 2 points for every K
. Pitchers lose 10 points for every homer surrendered

During the League Championship Series...
. Hitters earn 50 points for every home run hit
. Hitters lose 5 points for every K
. Pitchers earn 5 points for every K
. Pitchers lose 25 points for every homer surrendered

During the World Series...
. Hitters earn 100 points for every home run hit
. Hitters lose 10 points for every K
. Pitchers earn 10 points for every K
. Pitchers lose 50 points for every homer surrendered

Which means, of course, you'll want to stack your playoff roster with players from teams you think will go deep into the playoffs.

Good luck planning for the end of the season!

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Coming to the End of th Season

The 2019 Regular Season is coming to a close. You will need to finalize your playoff roster before the final pitch of the final game of the Regular Season, which would include any tiebreakers to determine Wild Card or Division teams. How will scoring for the playoffs work? Here's how it goes:

During the Divisional Playoffs...
. Hitters earn 20 points for every home run hit
. Hitters lose 2 points for every K
. Pitchers earn 2 points for every K
. Pitchers lose 10 points for every homer surrendered

During the League Championship Series...
. Hitters earn 50 points for every home run hit
. Hitters lose 5 points for every K
. Pitchers earn 5 points for every K
. Pitchers lose 25 points for every homer surrendered

During the World Series...
. Hitters earn 100 points for every home run hit
. Hitters lose 10 points for every K
. Pitchers earn 10 points for every K
. Pitchers lose 50 points for every homer surrendered

Which means, of course, you'll want to stack your playoff roster with players from teams you think will go deep into the playoffs.

Good luck planning for the end of the season!

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Yep, That's Right, Part 2

No, this is iterally every trade I made this year.

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Yep, That's Right

Literally every trade I made this year.

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Skip, Barry, Bluto and Jawline. "Oh, My God!"

Guys! I want the video of what happens just off screen, to the left. What we see are all those sad sack Indians fans fighting (hey, I can empathize … this was a brutal weekend). As Skip, Barry, and Bluto tumble and crumble down the aisles, a sad sack cop takes a spill into a seat just to the lower left of us. One minute it's an empty seat with sunglasses on the ground, the next second it's Sergeant Jawline, dazed and confused after slamming his ass into the folding seat. Where's video of that, I ask you?

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It's A Shame

The worst part of these Drunk People Falling videos is that the people recording them are often just as drunk, which means we get some horrific camera work. C'mon, people, keep the damn camera still!

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Unexpectedly Dark

Sorry about the unexpected darkness. All the trade received have been processed, backdated to their correct dates, so all y'all should be good to go.

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Go Bulls!

But the MLB season isn't even over yet.

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I Remember When

Hole. E. Cow.

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Save!

This guy should be working the net.

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8-2-4 To Complete the Double Play

I mean, c'mon! This is fun.

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