SANTA LECHUGA POWER LEAGUE '18


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Adopt. Don't buy.

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Sorry About That, Chief

We went inadvertently dark … a few days before we may have to go dark for several days. Wish us well.
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Who Hasn't Done This?

I mean, can you blame the guy?


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Street Fighter IRL

Well done.

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Sunday Morning WTH?! Hey, All You Mothers Out There!

In this Sunday Morning Whiskey?! Tango?! Foxtrot?!, we we tame our default proclivities …

As we have in seasons past, we have decided to be respectful to all the mothers in this league for at least one day of the season by renaming our regular Sunday series “Sunday Morning WTF?!” in honor of Mother’s Day to “Sunday Morning WTH?!?!” As in, “What the heck?!” or, “Whiskey Tango Hotel?” Happy Mother’s Day to all you mothers out there!

We have also decided to revive a league favorite, which former SLPL owner Scott “Scoot Bigs” Allen shared with us way back in ’11. Scott said that it is a tradition in his country of origin to celebrate Mother’s Day by dancing around a scooter. We didn’t believe him until we dug up this video on the Interwebs. (BTW, Scoot’s the one wearing jorts.)

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Stonekettle Rocks

Heh.


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That's One Way To Do It

Boy, this is painful. Not to watch, but to be the cameraman in in the red shirt.

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The Camel Run: Great New Between-Inning Entertainment

One great outcome of the camel towing auditions mentioned Sunday is that Endive Stadium will now feature cool between-inning entertainment, the Camel Run, where camels race between first and home. This guy looks to be an early favorite.


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Oppo Tacos Are Tasty

More fun from Dongwhipped owner Kevin Klinkhamer, who sent us this message: "SLPL down-on-the-farm report: Vlad Guerrero Jr. with the oppo taco...off a foxtrottin' tee!" Once again, thanks, Kevin!


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Doozy Doesn't Quite Do This Justice

Dongwhipped owner Kevin Klinkhamer sent us this message: "Ya know, we've really gotten away from posting instances like these the past couple years so might as well start again with a doozy." Thanks, Kevin!

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Let's Just Go Ahead and Give the Win to the Editors

Let's just go ahead and give the win to the editors in the Editors vs. Spellcheck Olympics, shall we?


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Tow Your Camels Elsehwere, Willya?

In this Sunday Morning Whiskey?! Tango?! Foxtrot?!, we ask an owner to take his show off the road …

So, er, Cameltowing, Inc. owner David Edison, do you suppose you can hold your auditions a bit further from Endive Stadium, especially so close to game time?



Whiskey?! Tango?! Foxtrot?!, Eddie?! You have to block traffic to all our fans just so you can run your cab company!?!? I mean, seriously, W?! T?! F?!

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$120 Million to Squeeze a Bag Into a Glass

It took me a year since it was released, but I finally discovered the Stupidest Thing Ever Created.


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Heathrow's Doing It Right On May the 4th

My flight to Alderaan is canceled? I wonder what's up?.


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Have a Seat

I'm not seeing what I'm not seeing.

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Hebei Could Stand to Have an SLPL Team

Translated, the Tweet reads"The world is a very interesting place full of ugly statues. This is in the Chinese province of Hebei." Needless to say we disagree.

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On the Fly, with None of This Weak Sauce Bounce Once or Twice Sierra!

Dongwhipped owner Kevin Klinkhamer sent us this awesome Tweet with the comment "People should get 20 points for Céspedes' HR on Saturday night. That is simply amazing...I mean, it's a covered garbage can!?!? And on the fly too, with none of that bounce once or twice Sierra!"
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Damnit, Man, You Gotta Hold the Damn Lead

In this Sunday Morning Whiskey?! Tango?! Foxtrot?!, we chide the dude we praised yesterday…

Yesterday, we praised Mike Skoien of Maddog's Maulers — one of our most enthusiastic owners — for taking over first place. Today, he's in second place.

Whiskey?! Tango?! Foxtrot?!, Mr. Enthusiasm?! You can't hold the lead for more than a day!?!? I mean, seriously, W?! T?! F?!

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This Makes Us Happy

Mike Skoien of Maddog's Maulers moved into first place today. This makes us happy. Mike is one of our most passionate and enthusiastic owners. He spent his first few years trying to get a feel for the league, but now he's playing it like a wily veteran, making adept trades and not spending them all early. Also, he's not chasing mirage players, folks who look good at the beginning of the year but whose home runs dissipate into thin air as you get closer to the end of the season.

Good work, Mike! Now, stay competitive!

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It's Been Done Before

Brutal but accurate.

Corpses of Dead Friends
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Extreme Farming

The caption has it all wrong. This is metal AF.
Farming...you’re doing it wrong!!!

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Elevator Weatherman

You think things are surreal, then sportsman Dave Jackson gets on.

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Goat Jerseys

Another cool Twitter account to follow. This one posts jerseys from every era and sport. For example, here's a jersey I remember seeing:

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Nize

Always love a no-no.

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Um. Erm. Maybe No?

In this Sunday Morning Whiskey?! Tango?! Foxtrot?!, we ponder our options …

Can I not go into the cage? If I go into the cage, can I keep my back against the back of the cage? Can I prevent the chum from getting in the cage with me? How about I just stay on the boat, eating the all-you-can-eat shark fin soup?


Whiskey?! Tango?! Foxtrot?!, thrill-seekers of the world?! I mean, seriously, W?! T?! F?!
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Fake News! Fake News! The Romaine Is Safe, I Tell You!

Over my cold, dead chompers!!!

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Now That's A Mural!

We don't even have an in-person draft, but if we did we would hold it at this location.

Lettuce Mural

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This Makes Me Happy

Music can do that.

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@MLBHR

Via Dongwhipped owner Kevin Klinkhamer, who forwarded it from Gus' Gaedel owner Julie Pankoke, comes this indispensable-to-any-SLPL-owner Tweet handle: @MLBHR. You're welcome.

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Yes, I Have Crumbled On the Toilet Before

In this Sunday Morning Whiskey?! Tango?! Foxtrot?!, we finally have a legit WTF?! …

I will not name the name of the restaurant that led to my having this reaction, but, yes, I have had this exact reaction:

Tank of corn collapses and starts fire
Whiskey?! Tango?! Foxtrot?!, restaurants that lead to this bathroom reaction?! I mean, seriously, W?! T?! F?!
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