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Um, Ouch?

And away the Monos gooooo …. ooooooooh!!!!


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Yep, That's My Season

The Monos got out of the gate quickly, them BLAMMO!


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We Are Going Dark

We've been called to Los Angeles for work, so we have to go dark for a few days (though, there's a slight chance we'll be able to do stats and standings, even if we can't update the blog). Things should be back to normal around here on Thursday morning. In the meantime, make any trades as necessary by clicking here and we will get everything sorted out when we return.

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Sunday Morning WTH?! Hey, All You Mothers Out There!

In this Sunday Morning Whiskey?! Tango?! Foxtrot?!, we tame our default proclivities …

As we have in seasons past, we have decided to be respectful to all the mothers in this league for at least one day of the season by renaming our regular Sunday series “Sunday Morning WTF?!” in honor of Mother’s Day to “Sunday Morning WTH?!?!” As in, “What the heck?!” or, “Whiskey Tango Hotel?” Happy Mother’s Day to all you mothers out there!

We have also decided to revive a league favorite, which Scoot Bigs owner Scott Allen shared with us way back in ’11. Scott said that it is a tradition in his country of origin to celebrate Mother’s Day by dancing around a scooter. We didn’t believe him until we dug up this video on the Interwebs. (BTW, Scoot’s the one wearing jorts.)

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Made It By That Much

The kind of stupid thing I would have tried as a teenager. Except, I wouldn't have been successful.


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My Season In Another GIF

I'm hoping that I can somehow make this type of recovery.


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My Season In One GIF

Going yard.


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What A Wonderful Idea

Tip of the ballcap to Maddog's Maulers owner Mike Skoien for sending us this link with the comment "More home runs and strikeouts! Somebody should create a fantasy league around that model!!" Good sir, I believe you might be onto something there. Let's throw a committee at the idea.

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To the Left, to the Left

Fun.


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This Is a Little Bit Awesome

How cool is this?

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Can We Just Go Ahead and Rededicate Cinco de Mayo to This Bull?

In this episode of Sunday Morning WTF?!, we will forever remember the first day we saw this beautiful, wonderful, wondrous, GIF. You're welcome.


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What Sport Are We Playing?

In some circumstances, it makes sense to punt.


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Balsa Wood Kenevil

In today's episode of "They Really Didn't Think That Through Completely"…


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Drop Everything

Tip of the ballcap to Uncle Vanya's Morphine's owner Joe Livernois for sending us this story, filed under the heading "At Least You're Not This Guy."

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The Best Player You Never Saw

It's an old article, but complete worthy read (or re-read).

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New Normal?

Good question.

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How My Season Began vs. Now

Like this:


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That's Sierraload, Good Sir

Tip of the ballcap to Maddog's Maulers owner Mike Skoien for sending us this link (which may be behind a paywall) and saying "Article from Friday's Washington Post has important information for SLPL owners: 1) MLB players are hitting a ****load of homers at a record pace, 2) Do not own a pitcher from the Baltimore Orioles, and of course 3) The ball is "juiced," or, according to this article it has a lower drag coefficient making it fly farther ... duh!

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Astley Physics

Well done.


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Drunks and a Sniper

This is funnier than it has any right to be.


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Delightfully Peeved

Ochre Stockings owner Ray Brennan recently traded for Yan Moncada of the White Sox while dropping Daniel Palka of the said same Sox. Ray's commentary, which is always delightfully peeved: "Here's my latest crafty adjustment to my Ochre Stockings roster, AKA Total Current and Future Entire Major League Perpetually Disabled or Grossly Underachieving List. Moncada's another sentimental choice from my favorite team. I hope he's better than my last sentimental choice, Palka, who went 0-for-32 and had 0 (ZERO) homers, tho he may get a few now that he's back in Triple A. Oh yeah, he's my second trade in this go-round, Salud!"

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My Season Thus Far, Part 3 (NSFW)

Depicts, with precision, how my season began. Not safe for work.


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One of These Guys?

Tip of the Ballcap to Maddog's Maulers owner Mike Skoien, who sent us this link and asked the question, "Nearing the end of first month of baseball and you have to ask should I add one of these guys to replace that slow starting All Star? (e.g. Chris Sale)."

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Working Those Quads, Take 2

Three-fourths of our population should be paralyzed, Exhibit #2.6 billion and one, courtesy of Hold My Beer:


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Working Those Quads

You follow Darwin Award long enough and you begin to think that, like, three-fourths of our population should be paralyzed. Exhibit #2.6 billion:


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And for My Next Wish ...

… I wish Curt Schilling would choke on his bloody sock.


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My Season Thus Far, Part 2

Yep. About like that.


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At Least Jose Hit A Dinger for Him Last Night

Maddog's Mauler owner Mike Skoien finally decided to drop Jose Ramirez. "Hitting below the Mendoza line for 250+ ABs since end of 2018 just won't cut it … when you're that bad I even have to resort to adding someone from the Dodgers ... but at least not someone from the Yankees who will likely be on the IL before you know it anyway…"

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My Season Thus Far, Part 1

Yep. About like that.


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