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Today's Whiskey?! Tango?! Foxtrot?! doesn't get any more WTFier than this …

This morning's headline: Jose Fernandez, Miami Marlins Pitcher, Dead at 24

Whiskey?! Tango?! Alpha?! Foxtrot?! I mean, seriously, WTAF?!

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"We Are Down to Our Last Three Outs with You"

Yup.


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You Got That Right, Maddog!

Tip of the Ballcap to Maddog Maulers owner Michael Skoien, who shared this link and introduced it by saying: "Great story on one of the greatest contributors to baseball fans' love of the game … even if he did broadcast for the dreaded Dodgers. Would rather listen to him on the radio call a game than ever watch the same game on television." We can relate, Michael. Scully broadcast work makes it easy to overlook how much we detest the Dodgers.


Thanks, Maddog!

TIP OF THE BALLCAP STANDINGS
1. Joe Kelly - 13 Tips
2. Kevin Klinkhamer - 10 Tips
3. Michael Skoien - 6 Tips
4. Joe Livernois - 3-1/2 Tips
5. Jennifer Leigh - 2 Tips
6. Vince Livernois, Nate Meyers, Jeff Burns, Dan Klinkhamer, Sue Klinkhamer - 1 Tip
7. Marcus Rochellle, 1/2 Tip
8. All others - 0 Tips

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This Is Big

If I imagine living a thousand lifetimes I could not imagine having a single reason to root for the Los Angeles Dodgers to win the World Series. In this life, yesterday, Jay may have given me the only possible reason to root for the Dodgers:


Zooming in on the relevant part:


Assuming my Indians are out of it, I may just root to see this.

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A-Ha McA-ha-erson Is Always An Option

Because what series of cool comic stuff wouldn't include this bitchen A-Ha video?






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Or, Perhaps You Want to be Flippy McFlipperson?

Speaking of mad skills…
Fight!

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And You Can Also Be Corey McCoreyFeldmanson

Today's Whiskey?! Tango?! Foxtrot?! is one of those classic Sunday Morning Whiskey Tango Foxtrots …

Just watch this:

Holy. Foxtrottin'. Hell. How does one go about bleaching this from one's synapses? Not only can't our eyes unsee what we just saw, but how can we possibly deny that this person actually exists in the world? I mean, it's right there! On video!

Whiskey?! Tango?! Foxtrot?! Corey Feldman? I mean, seriously, WTF?!

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Because You, Too, Can Be Foldy McFolderson

You had to know that here would be a how-to video out there, this one on a single page.






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Foldy McFolderson

Some people have skills.
Foldy Mcfolderson

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Future Darwin Award Winners

This is just for the first week of September. The first of two for the first week of September. And people wonder how Trump won the Republican nomination.






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Wait. What? The Season Continues?

Indeed, the season does continue, though it will end on October 2. So, who are you going to trade for to make your team competitive for the playoffs?


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From the Fire Swamp

One more from the big party of Santa Lechuga's Impotent Team owner Suzie Rochellle, this one of Suzie's daughter, husband, and three daughters who are playing Buttercup, Westley, and the Rodents of Unusual Size. Because they're so damned cute.


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Inconceivable!

Today, Suzie Rochellle, owner of Santa Lechuga's Impotent Team, celebrates her 60th birthday. On Saturday, we celebrated it with her. Happy Birthday, Suze!


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Going to California

Many Livernoiseses are headed to Chico, CA, this weekend for the 60th birthday celebration of Suzie Rochellle, owner of Santa Lechuga's Impotent Team. If all goes as planned, it will be a long, drunken weekend with plenty of drunkeness and miscellaneous other drunkenesses. Oh, and we will celebrate Suzie's birthday, too. While there, we will do our best not to go dark, but given the non-sober plans we may just have to let the website fall into darkness for the weekend. If we go dark, we will update everything Monday. Ish.






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The Real National Anthem

Radiohead, people.






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Kissy Kissy

This guy:


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Happy Labor Day!

Tip of the Ballcap to Team Name owner Vince Livernois, who posted this up to Facebook:


Thanks, Vinnie!

TIP OF THE BALLCAP STANDINGS
1. Joe Kelly - 13 Tips
2. Kevin Klinkhamer - 10 Tips
3. Michael Skoien - 5 Tips
4. Joe Livernois - 3-1/2 Tips
5. Jennifer Leigh - 2 Tips
6. Vince Livernois, Nate Meyers, Jeff Burns, Dan Klinkhamer, Sue Klinkhamer - 1 Tip
7. Marcus Rochellle, 1/2 Tip
8. All others - 0 Tips

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Dozier and Gyorko?!

Today's Whiskey?! Tango?! Foxtrot?! is also a Tip of the Ballcap, the combo of which is rarer than a Bartolo at bat resulting in a home run. Speaking of which …

Tip of the Ballcap to Maddog Mauler's owner Michael Skoien, who sent us a link to this article with the observation, "Pretty sure no one loaded up on these two guys! And they both went deep again yesterday!!" Nice find, Michael!

Thanks, Maddog!

And Whiskey?! Tango?! Foxtrot?! actual major league sluggers?! Brian Dozier and Jedd Gyorko!!! I mean, seriously, WTF?!

TIP OF THE BALLCAP STANDINGS
1. Joe Kelly - 13 Tips
2. Kevin Klinkhamer - 10 Tips
3. Michael Skoien - 5 Tips
4. Joe Livernois - 3-1/2 Tips
5. Jennifer Leigh - 2 Tips
6. Nate Meyers, Jeff Burns, Dan Klinkhamer, Sue Klinkhamer - 1 Tip
7. Marcus Rochellle, 1/2 Tip
8. All others - 0 Tips

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Tacos Trucks on Every Corner? Yes, Please!


This chucklehead may have just won Hillary the election. Because, taco trucks? On every corner? Sounds like a winning campaign strategy to me!

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I've Seen Cuter Girls

Tip of the Ballcap to Downgwhipped owner Kevin Klinkhamer, who sent along the following video with the comment, "If you don't think this girl is cute (and I rarely use that word) then there is something wrong with you!"


Thanks, Kevin!

TIP OF THE BALLCAP STANDINGS

1. Joe Kelly - 13 Tips
2. Kevin Klinkhamer - 10 Tips
3. Michael Skoien - 4 Tips
4. Joe Livernois - 3-1/2 Tips
5. Jennifer Leigh - 2 Tips
6. Nate Meyers, Jeff Burns, Dan Klinkhamer, Sue Klinkhamer - 1 Tip
7. Marcus Rochellle, 1/2 Tip
8. All others - 0 Tips

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It's Been Three Years Since We Lost Jim Cummings

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James Patrick Cummings
1938-2013

Damn, it's been three years since our favorite owner Jim Cummings died. League honchos miss this guy big time, as does his longtime friend, Seal Key Sullivans owner Bill Cunning, who wrote us yesterday to say, "Taking a moment to remember our friend and cousin who passed three years ago today. Still smile thinking about at all the outrageous, irreverent, and comical humor associated with having the privilege of knowing him. He was the best!!" We agree.

Here are links to blog posts we wrote about Jim shortly after his passing, a couple of which include Bill's fun memories of Jim.

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Something Very Offensive Has Taken Place

How can we avoid hurting their sensitive widdle fee-fees? It's as simple as S-I-L-E-N-C-E.






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Storm

Speaking of the need for more clear thinking …






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Kaepernick Refuses To Stand During National Anthem

Today's Whiskey?! Tango?! Foxtrot?! probably isn't what you think it is …

With yesterday's controversy about Colin Kaepernick still fresh in everyone's minds, you probably think today's Sunday Morning WTF?! was going to thrash the 49rs quarterback for refusing to stand during the national anthem. Sorry. Not going to happen. Instead, our WTF?! is for all the so-called patriots who are calling Kaepernick out for not being American enough, ignoring the fact that his protest is nothing but pure American.

Whiskey?! Tango?! Foxtrot?! "patriots," don't you know that forcing people to do a thing is, like, well … do I really have to spell it out for you? Seriously? Oh, your poor widdle fee-fees were hurt because a person shared an opinion that is not your opinion? Or maybe your widdle fee-fees were hurt because you can't force another man to do a thing? Poor you. How about this, though? How about you demonstrate why he is wrong by being better Foxtrottin' Americans? I mean, seriously, WTF?!

This vet gets it:


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Looking Through the Eyes of a Trump Voter

Yep.





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A Blutarsky Moment

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?




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'Graceland' Recently Turned 30

Seriously? Man, I'm getting old.




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We Didn't Realize We Were Going Dark...

…but we are glad we did since it was our birthday and we were feeling lazy. Whatareyagonnado?

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Some Actually Reach Their Dreams

The doggy equivalent to laying in a bed of $100 bills.


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We Are Back...

…but only barely.

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